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    “您算说对了。我前天晚上吻了牧师的女儿,被他撞见后挨一顿臭揍,直到现在还直不
    起腰哩!”

    严肃的问题 一对年轻的苏格兰人坐在公园的一条长椅上,相互沉思地对视着。过了好长一会儿,姑
    娘对她的男伴低声说道:“安古斯,告诉我你正在想什么,我就给你一个便士。”
    小伙子答道:“我正在想,如果你给我一个小小的吻,那是再好不过了。”
    姑娘红着脸吻了他。又过一会儿,她又道:“花一个便士买你现在的想法,安古斯。”
    “这次我想的可是一个严肃的问题。”小伙子说。
    “会是什么问题呢,安古斯?”姑娘很害羞地问。
    “我现在正想,你该会给我那个便士了。”

    情应势转 年轻的约翰在约会出游后,送玛丽到家门口,然后热情地说:“不和我吻别吗?”
    玛丽矜持地说:“对不起,我和男孩子第一次约会,是不会同他接吻的。”
    “啊!”约翰锲而不舍地说,“那么,最后一次呢?”

    接 吻 “每次我吻你的时候,你为什么老是闭上眼睛?”
    “表示我没有看见啊!”

    提 示 一天晚上,一位少女和一位英俊的男雇工在一条僻静的乡村道上并肩而行。雇工肩上背
    着一只大桶,一手提着一只肉鸡,另一手拿着一根拐杖,同时还牵着一头山羊。他俩走进了
    一条又长又静的黑巷。
    “我不敢跟你在这里一道走,”少女说,“也许你想吻我哩!”
    “我带着这么多的东西,”男工问,“怎么可能?”“嗯。”少女说,“假如你把拐杖
    插入泥中,将羊拴在上面而把鸡放在桶里呢?”


    感情储蓄 当她在一所大学里做兼职的银行出纳员时,一个漂亮的小伙子几乎每天都到她的窗口
    来。小伙子不是存款就是取钱。直到把一张纸条连同银行存折一起交给她时,她才明白小伙
    子是为了她才这样做的:
    “亲爱的吉:我一直在储蓄这个想法,期望能得到利息。如果星期五有空,你能把自己
    存在电影院里我边上的那个座位上吗?我把你可能另有约会的猜测记在账上了。如果真是这
    样,我将取出我的要求,把它安排在星期六。不论贴现率如何,做你的伴侣是十分愉快的。
    我想你不会认为这个要求太过分吧?以后再同你核对。真诚的彼。”
    她无法抵制这诱人、新颖的接近方法。

    奇特的情书 有一个名叫希勒的美国人,曾讲过这样一个故事:一个小伙子深爱着一个姑娘,但姑娘
    的父亲反对这门亲事。小伙子想写信以表示自己坚定的爱情,但他知道这封信肯定会首先落
    到姑娘的父亲手中,于是他这样写道:


    已经消逝。我对你的厌恶 与日俱增。当我看到你时,
    我甚至不喜欢你的那副样子。


    把目光移往别处,我永远不会

    枯燥乏味,因此无法使我渴望再与你相见 你心中只有你自己,


    生活得非常艰难,我也无法

    奉献出来,但绝不是

    苛求和自私,也没有人比你更不 关心我、帮助我。
    我诚挚地要你明白,
    我讲的是真话,请助我一臂之力,


    答复此信。你的信充满着使我兴味索然的事情,你不可能怀有 对我的真诚关心。再见,请相信,

    我并不喜欢你,请不要以为 我仍然爱着你!
    果然,姑娘的父亲先看到此信,十分满意,因为他看出这是一封“绝交信”;然而姑娘
    接着看后,也十分欣喜,因为她看出这是一封“求爱信”。原来,小伙子与姑娘早有秘约,
    姑娘看信只要看单行(即一、三、五、七、九……行),不信,你再看一遍。

    恋爱时节 “亲爱的玛丽,”年轻的威廉在信中写道,“请原谅我再次打扰你。由于我的热恋,使
    我的记性如此糟糕。我现在一点儿也记不起来,当我昨天向你求婚的时候,你说的是‘行’
    还是‘不行’。”
    玛丽很快回信,信中说:“亲爱的威廉,见到你的信我真高兴。我记得昨天我说的是
    ‘不行’,但是我实在想不起来是对谁说的了。再一次吻你。”

    少见的情书 安妮收到未婚夫的来信,只见信上写着:“亲爱的,我想念你!想念你那金色的鬈发,
    浅蓝色的眼睛,高高的颧骨,还有你左手上的伤疤以及1.65米的身高。”
    安妮的女朋友见了来信,说:“这封情书确实少见!你的未婚夫是干什么的?”
    “他在警察局里专门写寻人告示的。”

    一年内有效的情书 德国的邮费不断上涨。报载小品文《情书》一则:“最亲爱的丽娜:
    如你所知,我爱你,而且狂热地、永远地、诚心诚意地爱着你。这一保证从1983年8
    月到1984年8月的期间内均有效,并可以随情况变化而延长。为了节省开支,我不再给你
    写信,吻你365次。
    你的贝恩尼”

    有趣的情书 一个年轻人写了一封信:“亲爱的米拉,我爱你,而且希望你嫁给我!如果你同意,你
    就回答我。如果你不同意,就连这封信也不用拆开。”


    美得无法形容的爱情 深夜里,巴维尔和巴芙琳娜紧偎着,漫步在街头。巴芙琳娜呼了一口气,拖长了声音
    说:“啊,巴维尔,如果我们结了婚,那不是太美了吗?我们之间有的是爱情,我们只要有
    口饭吃,有口水喝就能生存!”
    巴维尔把他心爱的人儿搂得更紧了,他安尉她说:“当然喽,那会美得无法形容的,只
    要你愿意赚钱买饭吃,我就愿意赚钱买水喝。”

    受 伤 一对恋人漫步在林荫道上。
    女:“我们被丘比特的神箭射中了。”
    男:“射中我没关系。但不能射中你。只要我在,决不能让你受伤!”
    女:“我真的受伤了!”


    征婚启事 荷兰的一家报纸上有一则征婚启事,上面写道:
    “本人有过一段失败的婚史,现欲寻一能织男羊毛衫的女友为伴……”

    找对象 一位姑娘来到一家使用电子计算机的婚姻介绍所,把自己的婚姻要求输入计算机。
    我想找的对象,个子不能太高,平日爱穿礼服,喜爱冰上运动。
    计算机响了一阵后,马上给了她一个回答:“企鹅。”


    钓饵久放没味 父亲:“拉莎,为什么还不结婚呢?”
    拉莎:“爸爸,找了好几个男朋友,都不满意,等我再挑选一下。”
    父亲:“你年纪不小了,可要抓紧时间啊!”
    拉莎:“放心吧,爸爸,在人生的大海里,鱼多得很!”
    父亲:“孩子,钓饵放久了,就没味了。”

    她正在找完美的男人 我的一位大学朋友不停地抱怨他周围的姑娘们,她们都“太傻,太轻浮,太沉默,太好
    辩”——太这个,太那个,总有一样不好。
    一天,他宣布,他找到了一个——也是唯一的一个——世界上最完美的女性。当他宣布
    这一伟大消息时,却没有显出久盼终于获得时的那种高度兴奋。
    “怎么了?”我问,“你不是找到了世界上最完美的女性吗?”
    “是的,”他承认。“但她正在找完美的男人。”

    没有十全十美的人 “乔·格罗夫是我喜欢的男人,”一个眼睛亮晶晶的女子对她母亲说。“他很优雅。他
    很英俊。他很潇洒。他很努力。
    他很有趣。他很强壮。他很善良——”
    “他已经结婚了,”母亲打断她说。
    “所以说没有十全十美的人!”


    以狐皮大衣为号 艾丽萨在报上读到一则男人征婚启事,她立即给那人写信:“很高兴同您一晤,以求在
    互爱互敬的基础上结成终生伴侣。见信后,请于星期日下午3点在电影院前等我。为了让我
    认得出您,请用左手挎一件46码的狐皮大衣。”

    成功一半 “喂,约克,这次约会成功了吗?”
    “可以说,成功一半。”
    “是什么意思?”
    “这次是我去了,她没去。”
    “啊!”

    少男少女 5月的晚上,一位经验十足的少年紧挨着一位妩媚的少女坐在公园的长凳上幽会,最
    后,他终于鼓足了勇气,打破了长久的沉默说:“亲爱的小姐,您愿不愿意有时候成为一个
    男子汉呢?”
    “不,永远不愿意,但是您呢?”

    热 恋 一对情侣在一起。只听见姑娘的声音:
    啊!请你不要吻我……
    啊!请你不要吻……
    啊!请你不要……
    啊!请你不……
    啊!请你……
    啊!请……
    啊!……


    从反面理解 有个失恋的人愁眉苦脸地告诉朋友:“我所爱的人拒绝了我的求婚。”
    “这有什么呢,”朋友说,“我告诉你,女人的话,有时得从反面理解。她说‘不’,
    就意味着‘是’。”
    “可是她没说‘不’。”
    “她说什么?”
    “她只说了‘呸’。”

    恋爱短曲 某杂志社征文:“请以最短的文字叙述你的恋爱经过”,某人的文章如下:
    初恋:心里眼中只有她;
    热恋:妈妈叫我向东,情人叫我向西——向西;
    失恋:爱人结婚了,新郎不是我。

    药 方 有人问一位讽刺家什么是医治爱情创伤的药方,讽刺家说:“饥饿是一种妙方,时间更
    好一些。”


    她忘记了 甲:“我站在女友的窗下对她唱情歌,她扔给我一枝花。”
    乙:“那你头上的伤是怎么回事?”
    甲:“她忘记把花从花盆里取出来。”

    没有保险 一男青年收到女朋友的绝交信,信中写道:“虽然咱们的关系已经结束,但你必须赔偿
    我4年的青春损失费……”
    男青年回了一封短信:“亲爱的,这笔钱我不能出,因为你没有参加保险。”

    经 验 “妈妈,我发现他很爱我。”
    “你是怎么知道的?”
    “每当他拥抱我的时,我都听到他的心在怦怦跳。”
    “傻女儿,要当心啊,当年你爹就是身藏一只怀表使我受骗的。”

    考 验 “亲爱的,只要你想要的,我都会不惜一切代价令你得到。”
    “那我先要测谎机。”


    令人恼火的怠慢 “你看见远处的那位漂亮的金发女郎了吗?她使我整整一晚上都感到恼火。”
    “她使你恼火?可是她甚至没有瞧过你一眼呀。”
    “就是这才使我恼火的。”

    生怕得罪 “请您坦白地告诉我,亚娜小姐,您究竟认为我这个人怎么样?”
    “如果我老实告诉您,您不会被得罪吧?”

    互 问 男士低声对一位小姐说道:“小姐,我可以爱你吗?”
    “当然可以。”小姐大方地点了点头。
    男士不由心花怒放,正要作进一步的表示,忽听小姐柔声娇气地问道:“先生,我可以
    不爱你吗?”


    恨自己 老处女甲:想到我年轻的时候,我真恨死了。
    老处女乙:发生了什么事情了吗?
    老处女甲:就是因为什么事都不曾发生过。

    要求不同 三个女人谈到一个急于结婚的男人。
    17岁的少女:那个男人是不是长得很英俊?
    25岁的大姑娘:那男人一个月的薪水有多少?
    35岁的老处女:那个男人现在在哪里?

    不必担心 女邻居:“我找我的丈夫已经2个钟头了!”
    老处女:“小事一桩,我找丈夫已经20年了,直到现在还毫无结果。”

    光 棍 光棍——随时可以去钓鱼,直到自己上钓为止的男人。

    介绍对象 “我给你找到一个好对象。这姑娘不过有个毛病:她有点儿斜眼。”
    “这没什么关系。”
    “另外她还有点儿跛。”
    “这又有什么!”
    “听说她已经不是处女了。”
    “这也无所谓。”
    “你怎么搞的,什么都无所谓?”
    “我当然无所谓!我又不娶她!”

    情场礼品 夏尔对未婚妻说:“亲爱的,你瞧这串项链,上面正好有22颗珍珠。”
    “为什么是22颗呢?”
    “和您的岁数一样。”
    “原来是这么回事,”未婚妻暗暗地责备自己,“要是我把30岁的真实年龄告诉他就
    好了。”

    移情别恋 男子二人在大街上邂逅,不几日,便订婚了。
    小伙子激动地拉着姑娘的手说:“你真是位好姑娘,尽管我长得不如我的朋友萨米拉漂
    亮,出身也没有他那么高贵,也没有他那么多的存款,但是你却如此地爱我,这怎么不令我
    感动呢?我一定爱你一辈子!”
    姑娘听得眉飞色舞,紧紧地拉着他的手不放,说:“你的真诚的表白和坦率的诉说,真
    令人敬佩。不过,我现在对你只有一个要求:快把萨米拉的住址告诉我!”


    远 见 女友羞答答地对男友说:“班尼,婚后我可以分担你的烦恼和忧虑,还可以减轻你的工
    作负担。”
    “亲爱的,放心吧,我并没有任何烦恼、忧虑和负担!”
    “那你是说不肯跟我结婚了?”
    “这是什么意思?”
    “因为婚后,这一切你都会有的。”

    折衷的办法 一对恋人谈论着结婚的事。女的坚持说,婚后要拥有一辆新型的鹿牌小轿车;男的表
    示,经济能力不许可。不过他提出折衷的方法说:“亲爱的,你可喜欢乘坐一种比鹿牌小轿
    车的马力大得多,另有司机驾驶的汽车?”
    女的连忙说:“那很好!”
    男的高兴极了:“一言为定,我们婚后乘公共汽车。”


    舅 妈 “我听说,你跟玛丽的婚事吹了?”
    “对,她嫌我穷。”
    “你跟她说起过你有一位有钱的舅舅在美国没有?”
    “说了。现在她是我舅妈了。”

    有财无貌 “我可以给您介绍个对象,她有10万卢布的嫁妆!”
    “您有她的照片吗?”
    “从什么时候开始,10万卢布还需要附带一张照片?”

    赚钱的生意 一个年轻人对一个大富翁说:“我能给您介绍一桩可以赚50万法郎的生意吗?”
    “很好,”百万富翁说,“你说给我听听。”
    “听说,谁如果娶您的女儿,您就将给他100万法郎。”
    “一点不假。”
    “而我呢,我娶她只要50万法郎。”

    炽热的爱 “嘿!阿辽沙,你简直不能想像,我对你的爱有多炽热!”
    “娜达莎,这我知道。你看,我所有的钱都被你火热的爱熔化了,都流到你的兜里去
    了。”

    感情媒介 男:“我们相处这么长时间了,在感情上不但没有发展,而似乎越来越淡漠了。”
    女:“你知道吗,感情是有媒介的!”

    男人都是懦夫 未婚夫:“我没有勇气对你爸爸说,我身无分文。”
    未婚妻:“你们男人都是懦夫!我爸爸也不敢告诉你,他已经破产了。”

    不相信一见钟情 “不知你怎么看,玛蒂尔达?我不相信会有一见钟情的事。”
    “为什么?”
    “你能一眼看出对方挣多少钱吗?”
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    Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman was told Thursday he had won his appeal of a four-game suspension for violating the league's policy on performance-enhancing drugs.

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    After first announcing the victory on his Twitter account, Sherman said to reporters: "I know what the truth is and anybody else who knows anything knows what the truth is. The truth has been told today. People can say what they want, there are always naysayers. I have great teammates and great coaches and great fans and that's all I care about. "

    The NFL has yet to confirm the ruling, declining comment because of confidentiality issues. Sherman had said he would pursue legal action if the ruling was against him.

    Sherman and fellow Seahawks cornerback Brandon Browner were handed suspensions in November for reportedly testing positive for Adderall. Both appealed, with Browner dropping his appeal three games ago. But Sherman continued with his appeal, arguing that his urine specimen was contaminated while being collected for testing, according to an ESPN.com report, http://www.csnclippers.com/ Clippers Caron Butler Men's Jersey.

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    Browner will be eligible to return to the Seahawks following the team's regular-season finale Sunday.

    Rookie sixth-round pick Jeremy Lane has started the past two games in Browner's place with veterans Walter Thurmond and Marcus Trufant sidelined by hamstring injuries.

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